501	Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls! The amazng pube boy!	460k	WAV
501	I've just finished planning a brilliant little scheme!	563k	WAV
501	AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!	447k	WAV
501	Yeeeeaaaaaawwwwwww!!!!! Cabbbioaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!	613k	WAV
501	Haha! Charade you are Scott!	132k	WAV
501	Oh cool!	89.9k	WAV
501	Scott! Courtney Love is in South Park! She's drunk and spreading her legs!	629k	WAV
501	Dear Radiohead... my name is Eric Cartman	1.2m	WAV
501	He is NOT smarter then me! He's a charmer that Scott Tenorman!	422k	WAV
501	I got pubes before you guys! I got pubes before you!	467k	WAV
501	Na na na na na! I made you eat your parents!	384k	WAV
501	I'm a little piggy heres my snout.... oink oink oink... oink oink oink	739k	WAV
501	Goddamnit I hate him I HATE HIM!!	460k	WAV
501	Hello sir, my name is Chris Kristofferson and I'm from the IRS	588k	WAV
501	Yes! Oh let me taste your tears Scott! Your tears are so yummy and sweet!	536k	WAV
501	Mrs. Tenorman's letting the twins out!	277k	WAV
501	Geez, what a little crybaby. You gonna cry all day crybaby? Little crybaby!	1.6m	WAV
501	I just got my first pubes! Ya da da da! Ya da daa!	364k	WAV
501	Ned are you jackin it?	637k	WAV
501	Not like that pony!	143k	WAV
501	Uh... s'cuse me Sir, can you show me where the pube fair is?	824k	WAV
501	Then why would Scott Tenorman sell me his pubes for ten dollars?	512k	WAV
501	Oh well, thats okay... now give me the $20.00...	1.5m	WAV
501	Eric! Are you training that pony to please you?	423k	WAV
501	After a night with the hacksaw I was all ready for my Chili Con Carnival	1.2m	WAV
501	That asshole! That big smelly ass sniffing asshole! I'm gonna get him!	345k	WAV
501	That's all folks!	129k	WAV
501	The little fat kid thinks he's gonna get revenge tomorrow!	509k	WAV
501	Did you see that movie Hannibal?	931k	WAV
501	We don't take pubes! End of story!	204k	WAV
501	Yes! Scott Tenorman is going to wish he never met me!	1.2m	WAV
502	Cop Drama will return after these messages!	246k	WAV

502	Damn cracker ass producers!	144k	WAV
502	Lords and Ladies! We bid you welcome to the grandest casino in the land!	622k	WAV
502	How could you foolish Americans bring the wrath of scorn	476k	WAV
502	Chef, do you know where sh*t comes from?	330k	WAV
502	Godamnit when are they gonna say sh*t?	158k	WAV
502	Instead of saying "hand in your papers" I may now say "hand in your sh*t"	483k	WAV
502	Gentlemen, we appreciate your concern...	1.4m	WAV
502	Holy f*cking sh*t!	114k	WAV
502	I don't really give a f*ck!	112k	WAV
502	Last night the daring and bold show "Cop Drama" broke new ground...	546k	WAV
502	This thing sure is a piece of shi... poop.	362k	WAV
502	I learned something today...	1.3m	WAV
502	Leave it to Americans to think no means yes, pissed means angry...	700k	WAV
502	We're gonna have to start saying other bad words like c*ck and f*ck...	334k	WAV
502	I'd scarf down a whole wet bucket full of sh*t...	330k	WAV
502	Must sh*t TV	133k	WAV
502	You guys look here... in this Nancy Drew mystery...	672k	WAV
502	Oh sh*t!	118k	WAV
502	I'm about to piss myself!!	116k	WAV
502	Lets all go home and find a nice white woman to make love to	392k	WAV
502	Woah dude it's raining frogs...	144k	WAV
502	Geez you're a little irratable Kyle, you got some sand in your vagina?	288k	WAV
502	Detective Sandy Vagina here...	340k	WAV
502	Huh uh... Mrs. Choksondik can we say it in the expletive?	648k	WAV
502	Hey there sh*tty, sh*tty, fag, fag how do you do?	848k	WAV
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